"When I was 5, everyone told me to be a big boy. When I was 10, they told me should be more mature. Now they say it's time to start acting like an this rate, I'll be eligible for social security before I graduate from high school!"
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当我5岁的时候，每个人都告诉我要去做一个大男孩。当我10岁的时候，他们告诉我我必须变得更成熟些。现在他们说是时候开始像个成年人了。若是以这种速度的话，在我高中毕业之前我就可以做个社会保安人员了。