What do teachers do every day?
老师们每天在做啥？For some teachers, work is like taking their students for a swim in a great big ocean of knowledge every day.
老师这个职业吧，说的文明点就是每天带着学生在知识的海洋里畅游。And though they do their best to make sure everybody reaches the shore, they often have to go back and provide assistance.
然而畅游一段时间吧，你会发现：只有你一个人上岸了！然后你还得返回，一个一个去捞。
Some students who have just been rescued almost immediately start drowning again, while others astonish their teachers by turning around and swimming out to sea instead!
有些吧，昨天捞上来今天又掉下去了还得捞。在你喘息的时候，你会惊恐地发现：还有往回游上岸的。
University teachers are like wild horses with boundless energy who cannot even control themselves, let alone be controlled by you. They can get along with any of their students, regardless of their grades. And they have the strength to endure everything that they must. In short, they are omnipotent. What you need to do is to take good care of them, spoil them, and let them feel the love and warmth in the world... Well, that's all we have to say about that, you can leave now.
就你，还想驾驭她/他？你咋不上天呢！大学老师乃是脱缰野马、身负洪荒之力，自己都驾驭不了自己，每天都与学霸斗智与学渣斗勇，无所不能，百毒不侵，你惟一能做的就是哄着她/他、惯着她/他、疼爱她/他、呵护她/他，让她/他感觉到人世间还有真情和温暖……好了，技能传授完毕，给宝宝退下吧。The most moving marriage notice of the year.
年度最感人征婚启示！