幽默英语故事大全

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Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。

They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back investigation,

他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。

they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。

"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

他在恳求说：“救救我吧，我被人行凶抢劫，还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”

The two social workers turned and walked away .

这两名社会工作者转身离去。

One remarked to her colleague: " you.know the person that did this really needs help."

其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”

Helen was on her deathbed ,

海伦躺在她临终的病床上奄奄一息。

with her husband Jack at her side.

她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。

He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

他握着她冰冷的手，泪水静静地从他的脸上流下来。

Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"

她苍白的嘴唇颤动着。她说：“杰克，”

Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."

他很快就打断说：“嘘，不要说话。”

But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.

但是她坚持要说。她以疲惫的声音说：

"I have to talk.I must confess.”

“杰克，我一定要说。我必须向你坦白。”

"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.

满脸泪水的杰克说：“没什么好坦白的。

"It's all ything's all right."

没关系。一切都没事。”

"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."

“不，不，我必须死得安心。我一定要坦白我对你不忠;红杏出墙。”

Jack stroked her hand .

杰克抚摸着她的手。

"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.

他啜泣着说：“海伦 ，现在你不要担心了。我全部都知道了。

"Why else would I poison you ?"

不然我为什幺要毒死你呀?"

Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together

比尔，吉姆，和史考特一起参加一场会议，

and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.

并且在一栋七十五层摩天大楼的顶楼合住一间太套房.

After a long day of meetings

在一整天的会议之后，

they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken

他们非常惊讶地听说他们饭店的电梯坏掉了，

and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.

他们必须要爬七十五层的一楼梯回到他们的房间。

Bill said to Jim and Scott,

比尔对吉姆和史考特说，

Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .

让我们把精神集中在有趣的事情上，来打发这件令人不爽快又单调 乏味的苦差事。

I will tell jokes for 25 flights,

前二十五层我来说笑话，

and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,

后二十五层吉姆可 以唱歌，

and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。

At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,

到了二十六层 ，比尔停止说笑话，吉姆开始唱歌。

At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.

到了五十一层，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特开始说些悲哀的敬事。

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

他说：“首先 ，我要说我最悲哀的故事，我把房间钥匙留在车子里面了!”

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