A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".
Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".
Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。
他问：“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”
男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”
最后男子请求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士吗?”上帝回答:“过一秒钟。”