A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United r placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys."The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后,他请全班同学给他挑出尺子,书本,钢笔等。课进行得井然有序,学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣,也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生,我的朋友说:“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊,也有点手足无措。看到这种情况,我的朋友想是他没有听清楚,于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着,他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。
英语短笑话:Keys Or Kiss 钥匙还是接吻
英语社
人气:2.78W
相关文章:
- 格林童话:the Golden Key金钥匙
- 书店—文化生活的钥匙 Bookstores, Key to Cultural Life
- kiss知多少 接吻英语的地道表达
- 居住在公寓:Key and Lock Problems 钥匙和锁的问题(1)
- 开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
- 居住在公寓:Key and Lock Problems 钥匙和锁的问题(2)
- 英语短笑话:Drink like a fish
- 居住在公寓:Mailbox Key Missing 邮箱的钥匙丢失
- 美语情景对话 第1233期:Do people kiss in public in your country? 在公共场合接吻
- 英语笑话:钥匙还是接吻
热门推荐
- 1一把车钥匙 the Key of a Car
- 2英语笑话:I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢
- 3趣味英语小笑话:As soon as you wake up, you're fired
- 4英语笑话:Monkey Business 带它去动物园
- 5Okey dokey,Easy peasy!原来英语还可以这样说
- 6五个步骤教你如何接吻how to kiss
- 7A goodbye kiss 永别之吻
- 8英语小故事:the Key of a Car一把车钥匙
- 9万能钥匙:key一词该怎么样
- 10美语情景对话 第1342期:Guns, Cars and Kisses 枪支,汽车和亲吻(1)
猜你喜欢
- 1英语笑话:The Things Kids Say 童言无忌
- 2英国对叙利亚ISIS发动空袭 UK launches air strikes on Isis in Syria
- 3韩国指责朝鲜表里不一 Seoul rebukes Pyongyang as Korea crisis talks resume
- 4美文欣赏:快乐之钥 A Key to Happiness
- 5The english we speak(BBC教学)第314期:Air kiss 飞吻
- 6忘带钥匙不要慌,Keyme应用帮你配
- 7双语笑话:犹如几个小时 It Seemed Like Hours
- 8双语散文:Kiss Me Good Bye 吻别
- 9双语美文:爸爸的道别之吻 A Goodbye Kiss
- 10日常口语会话120分钟:接受①Yes,please.I'd like some...
- 11爸爸的道别之吻 A Goodbye Kiss
- 12双语笑话 第200期:钥匙
- 13美语情景对话 第1343期:Guns, Cars and Kisses 枪支,汽车和亲吻(2)
- 14skyrocket是什么意思 skyrocket的用法 skyrocket怎么读
- 15万能钥匙,通行钥匙是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
今日热门
更多推荐
- 1交换能力是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释示例
- 2choice of occupation是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 36年级下册英语手抄报
- 4优步CEO称滴滴快的补贴过多 负担过重
- 5草的英语单词怎么读
- 6power的用法
- 7托福听力中要注意相关信号词
- 812星座最适合学习什么外语?快来对号入座!
- 9日语口语学习用语
- 10aground是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释范例
- 11雅思口语900句:如此打招呼
- 12a.o.acft.是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 13仁慈的妈妈 My Kind Mother
- 14俄语入门必备词汇:这些食品的俄语你会说吗?
- 15binding ring是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释范例