St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?” 医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”
英语笑话:St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
英语社
人气:2.05W
相关文章:
- 新英语900句之基础篇 Lesson13:REQUESTS要求
- 英语笑话:It's a Puzzlement 难解的问题
- 圣彼德的问题 St Peter's question
- Banque Centrale des Etats de l'Afrique de i'Ouest是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释大纲
- 办公室英语口语第89期:Requesting a phone number询问电话号码
- 时尚英语话题第13期:Asking questions问问题
- 英语900句(英音附字幕版) 第20课:提问题Asking questions 英语900句
- 简单的英语笑话:St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
- 英语笑话:Impudent Questions 无礼的问题
- Banque Centrale des Etats de l'Afrique de i'Ouest是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
热门推荐
- 1大学不应为名人降低入学条件Universities Shouldn't Lower Admission Requirements for Celebrities
- 2英语短笑话:A Question 一个问题
- 3洋话连篇 第30课:I couldn''t eat another bite.我实在吃不下了
- 4英语笑话:Who's better satisfied? 谁更满足?
- 5英语会话800句(Mp3附字幕版) Unit5:I've won first prize
- 6英语笑话:The seat you've taken is mine
- 7英语笑话:I'll See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
- 8犯罪:Answering Questions of the Police 回答警察的问题
- 9英语笑话:Who's better stisfied? 谁更满足?
- 10美语情景对话 第809期:European Matters 欧洲的问题
猜你喜欢
- 1Asking the Doctor Questions 询问医生问题
- 2英语会话800句(Mp3附字幕版) Unit3:Isn't it comfortable?
- 3失业:Questions about the Forms 关于表格的问题
- 4英语句型学口语 Lesson 75:It's out of the question.
- 5日常口语会话120分钟:委婉的拒绝②I'd love to,but I can't.
- 6美语情景对话 第501期:20 Questions 20个问题
- 7习语口语对话大全(MP3+中英字幕) 第339期:turn/set/put one's hand to
- 8Aitken's generalised least squares estimator是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 9(the nation's) shallow seashores are used to breed aquatic products是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 10Upside down 'Fu' Character(倒贴的"福"字)
- 11英语笑话:who's heart is better 谁的心脏最好
- 12美式英语正音训练第33期:Exercise 1 39 Consistent Pronoun Stress In Changing Verb Tenses
- 13办公室英语口语第69期:Requesting some data询问数据
- 14美语情景对话 第1290期:What's is your country's best city? 你们国家最好的城市是哪里?
- 15Forest Supervisor's Headquarters是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
今日热门
- 1I'm the little "Heart's Ease"!大纲
- 2英语笑话:The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最伟大的击剑手
- 3New year's resolution500字
- 4《The King's Speech》最后的演讲
- 5时尚英语口语话题:What's new?
- 6英语笑话:A Preacher's Topic 传教士的讲题
- 7英语笑话:Let's Pretend
- 8面试中的搞笑问题问答
- 9英语阅读:to watch Disney's "Coco"
- 10artist's impression或artist's rendering是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释