关于小学生经典英语笑话

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　　关于小学生经典英语笑话：All Right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited(禁止) . "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegalturn."

"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

　　关于小学生经典英语笑话：Synonym=Bad Language

One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym(同义词) ?"

"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"

"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.

　　关于小学生经典英语笑话：I wasn't listening

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.

　　关于小学生经典英语笑话：The Age and Daydreaming

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decidedto get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?

"Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly(迅速地) .

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell did you guess?"

"Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

　　关于小学生经典英语笑话：The Goldfish and the Cat

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered(凝视，窥视) over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Amy patted down the last heap(堆，许多) of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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