笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。大家想快乐每一天吗?一起来看一下这些英语爆笑笑话吧~
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that !" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人，于是他们开车去了那条街，看到路口站着一群人。
新警察摇下窗户：“大家注意了，快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼，没理他。他喊起来：“离开这里，马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。
新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意，对老警察说：“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站。”
关于师生之间的英文笑话
1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
老师:为什么你天天早晨都迟到?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2、Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
3、The Fish Net 鱼网
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?" 老师发问道。
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
"把很多小孔用绳索栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
4、The New Teacher 新老师
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said.
"妈妈，我不喜欢，由于她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
that two and four were six too....."
5、A physics Examination 一次物理考试
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个题目。
were thinking it question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
这个题目是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。