关于动物的英语小笑话

笑话、幽默与逻辑有着密不可分的关系。智者可以充分发挥逻辑思维的能动性,,给多彩的生活增添乐趣,而愚者往往会陷入思维误区,表现出一股“诤气”,被人嗤笑。 下面是本站小编带来的关于动物的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

Does the dog know the proverb,　too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道这个谚语吗?

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子.

“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人.’”

“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."

The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"

" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."

The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."

老虎抓到一头鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿说：“你不能吃我。”

老虎一愣：“为什么?”

“因为我是国家二级保护动物。”

老虎笑了：“总不能为了二级保护动物而让一级保护动物饿死吧!”

关于动物的英语小笑话篇三

Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,谈论他们的勇气和能耐。

第一个说:"我非常历害,曾吃过一整袋老鼠药!”

第二个说:“我也非常历害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它!”

然后第三只老鼠起身说:“伙计,我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫。”

Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

担心疯牛病

有两头奶牛隔着牛拦正在交谈!

第一头奶牛说："我告诉你，疯牛病真是很吓人，他们说它正在迅速蔓延,我听说一些牛正在放在约翰逊农场”。

另一头奶牛说："我不担心，他不会影晌我们鸭子"

He's just Been to the Zoo

When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

他刚去过动物园

当我在银行里排队时，发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷，并将面包卷戳向出纳员，出纳员笑着摇了摇头。

“别这样，亲爱的，” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说，“对不起，小伙子。请原谅我的儿子，他刚去过动物园。”　


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