我们每一个人都会自己的诙谐之处，来看看别人的诙谐之处，今天小编就给大家分享一下英语笑话，欢迎大家来参考
优秀的少儿英语笑话
一个言出必行的人
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!” A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should we support him andlearn from him!” said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me t 1 a man of actions
a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, i’ll leave oxford this very evening!”
a buzzing noise followed. “what a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “how should we support him and learn from him!” said another.
suddenly, a girl asked, “what did the dean say to you, hob?”
he bent and whispered to her, “well,er???er???miss rose, er???he told me to get clean away from oxford this very evening!”
一个言出必行的人
一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”
下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”
突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波?”
他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”
儿童英语笑话参考
捎杯牛奶
At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living room. “Tiptoe downstairs,” she told her husband. “Don’t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what’s happening.”
半夜两点时，科尔肯太太确信自己听到客厅里有贼，就对丈夫说：“别开灯，轻手轻脚地下楼，悄悄地靠近他，别被他发觉。”
Dutifully, Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, “And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk.”
科尔肯先生义无反顾地披上外套，前去捉贼。刚走到卧室门口，他的妻子又加了一句：“回来的时候给我捎杯牛奶。”
少儿英语笑话阅读
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。