A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!""Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人,当医生传唤他时,他满面愁容的说:“医生,怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!”医生回答他說:“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”
英语笑话:Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟
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