The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集合,聚会) always fell asleep during the the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."Awaking with a start , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛), "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."牧师非常生气,因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。一个星期天,正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时,牧师决定要好好教育他一下,让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说:“想去天堂的人,都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然,除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后,牧师高声喊道:“想去下地狱的人请站起来!”打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了,他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上,正生气的看着他。这个人说道:“噢,先生,我不知道我们在选什么,但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”
英语笑话:Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂
英语社
人气:1.45W
相关文章:
- 英语笑话:You have to roll up the windows first 你必须先把车窗摇上去
- 搞笑英语笑话:Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
- 英语笑话:How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂
- 英语笑话:Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
- 带宗教色彩的英语笑话:Who want to go to heaven谁想去天堂
- 英语笑话:Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet
- 美语情景对话 第1246期:Who do you argue with often? 经常和谁争吵
- 英语笑话:Who was fighting 谁在打架
- 开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
- 英语笑话:Whose Son is the Greatest 谁的儿子最伟大
热门推荐
- 1英语笑话:谁在打架? Who was fighting?
- 2我想去的地方 The Place I Want to Go To
- 3英语笑话:What's wrong with your horse? 马有什么毛病吗?
- 4美语情景对话 第1332期:What was the best concert you ever been to? 你去过最好的演唱会是哪场?
- 5英语笑话:3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位医生在天堂门口
- 6英语笑话:Who helps who 谁帮谁
- 7英语笑话:Whose Son Is the Greatest 谁的儿子最伟大大纲
- 8英语笑话:Who Was That Man(那男子是谁)
- 9英语笑话:谁是第一个男人?Who was the first man?
- 10英语笑话:What Went Wrong 问题出在哪里
猜你喜欢
- 1An Awful Day When Everything Goes Wrong祸不单行的一天
- 2美语情景对话 第1267期:When you hear motherland what comes to mind? 在听到祖国这个词时你会想到什么
- 3OMG美语讲堂第430:天不会塌下来的! It's not the end of the world!
- 4英语笑话:你以为你是谁?Who do you think you are?
- 5我想去的地方 The Place I Want to Go
- 6英语笑话:Which Month Did He Go Away(几月走的)
- 7英语笑话:Which Month Did He Go Away(几月走的)大纲
- 8你最想做什么? What Would You Want to do the Most?
- 9英语笑话故事:He Was Only Wrong by Two(双语)
- 10OMG美语讲堂第818期:Have A Bone To Pick With Someone!
- 11英语笑话:Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?
- 12初二英语必备知识点:Do you want to watch a game show
- 13英语笑话:woman without her man is nothing
- 14英语笑话:Who should be given the present
- 15OMG美语讲堂第756期:How Long Is The Wait!
今日热门
- 1「1.4」First day to go to work 上班第一天
- 2初三英语作文:I want to talk to you!550字
- 3第46课:How often do you binge watch shows?
- 4英语笑话:The Young Man at the Wheel 驾车的小伙子
- 5英语笑话:Who's carrying the bags 谁拿包?
- 6GO TO福州
- 7双语笑话:我要出去 I Want To Get Out
- 8英语童话故事 How Six Men travelled through the Wide World
- 9英语作文Go To Picnic
- 10Just be true to who you are
更多推荐
- 1主尺是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释大纲
- 2天球赤道是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 3升轴托是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 4意大利南北婚礼差异(内附各国明星名流都喜欢的意大利结婚圣地)
- 5BEC商务英语作文图表题常用的句型
- 6area flowmeter是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 7英语六级口语考试大纲
- 8英文名Rahul[拉胡尔]的意思、性别含义寓意及印象是什么
- 9低碳生活高一英语作文
- 10低闪点货油是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 11常用金融英语词汇大全必备单词
- 12book seller是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 13伊卡鲁斯是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 14中置式发动机是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 15budget deferral是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释大纲