3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient(顺从的) . Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question." "Which is ...?", they replied in unison(一致地) . "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl."Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married.""Very good", said r. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key.""Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl."Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married.""Very good", said r. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key.""Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl."Oh no, not at all",she said. "I practically have sex with every guy I met, before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime"."Very good", said r. "Angel, give this room key."
英语笑话:Have you been a good girl
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