A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"一位父亲对他的儿子们说:“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼,谁要吃呢?”大儿子说:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”父亲接着说:“明天我要杀一口猪,谁要吃呢?”又是大儿子说:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”父亲又说:“明天我们要耕地,谁想耕地呢?”大儿子再次回答道:“总是我,总是我,这次还是让其他人来吧。”
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