故事教学法是指在教学过程中,通过故事教学来完成教学和达到教学目标的一种教学方法,具有一定的现实性与可行性。本站小编整理了小学生英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation.
"All who want to go to heaven, please rise."
Everyone got up except the snorer.
After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced,
"All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start ， the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpi——
"Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on,
but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。
一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，
让他不要再在布道时睡觉。
于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”
所有的人都站了起来——
当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。
在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来!”
打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。
看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。
这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，
但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”
小学生英语笑话故事：对不起，本店不找零钱A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超过20美元的话，我一定不会在这儿吃饭!”
小学生英语笑话故事：还有没有便宜一点儿东西A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。”
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