Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
英语笑话:I work for 7up
英语社
人气:1.98W
相关文章:
- 英语笑话:Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗
- 美语情景对话 第776期:Upper body workout 上半身训练
- 美语情景对话 第1317期:Would you rather work for a large or small company?
- 英语笑话: 许愿也要小心 Be Careful for What You Wish for
- 第327课:What kind of people do you like to work with?
- 英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
- 英语笑话:Be Careful for What You Wish for 许愿也要小心
- 趣味英语小笑话:As soon as you wake up, you're fired
- 英语笑话:Work for 7up 七喜公司工作
- 幽默笑话:我晚饭后从不工作 I Never Work After Supper
热门推荐
- 1美语情景对话 第777期:Leg workout 腿部训练
- 2开心一笑: 我饭后从不工作 I Never Work after Supper
- 3英语短笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 4必背英文面试口语 第57期:你如何看待加班? How do you feel about working overtime?
- 5英语笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 6英语笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders 两个比目鱼问题
- 7英语小笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders 比目鱼问题
- 8英语笑话:You have to roll up the windows first 你必须先把车窗摇上去
- 9英语小笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 10美语情景对话 第1275期:Have you ever worked for minimum wage? 你有拿过最低工资吗?
猜你喜欢
- 1美语情景对话 第1226期:Would you rather work for a big or small company? 大公司VS小公司
- 2英语笑话:Make your fortune 怎么发财的
- 3双语笑话:你等着发工资吧 Wait for your salary
- 4英语笑话:Wait for your salary 你等着发工资吧
- 5双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
- 6英文笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders
- 7美语情景对话 第975期:Work from Abroad 在国外工作
- 8英语笑话:Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?
- 9双语笑话 第27期:Broken Finger断指
- 10美语情景对话 第1210期:What type of famous person would you like to be? 想成为哪种名人
- 11英语笑话:你以为你是谁?Who do you think you are?
- 12英语笑话:Find a girl just like your mother
- 13幽默笑话:我晚饭后从不工作 I Never Work After Supper
- 14英语笑话:Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子?
- 15时尚英语话题第17期:Thanks giving what are you grateful for?感恩节
今日热门
- 1面试英语:Reasons for Application
- 2蒋健棠英语实用句子(79):He withered away from overwork
- 3美语情景对话 第1277期:What do people argue about in your country? 你祖国的民众通常会争论什么事情?
- 4i wait for you1200字
- 5英语赠言 For Birthday
- 6英语作文:What I Have Lived for
- 7双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion大纲
- 8英语笑话:Make your fortune计划你的将来
- 9英语演讲稿 :Ted英语演讲稿:How I held my breath for 17 minute
- 10双语笑话 第26期:Social Worker 社会工作者
更多推荐
- 1forthcoming是什么意思 forthcoming的中文意思
- 2修正印鉴是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 3初二相关的英语日记范文
- 4世界名车中英文对照
- 5细胞计算机是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 6Our college我们学院
- 7图象平均是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 8component of decision making是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 9box washer是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 10annular diffuser是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 11美语情景对话 第210期:披萨 Pizza
- 12高二级下学期英语期中试卷
- 13商务礼节美语第202期:Faux Pas 失礼(下)
- 14韩语文学广场:鹰 — 杂诗
- 15日语学习过程中常见的三个问题