中古时期与明清时期的笑话由于时代环境的差异以及笑话艺术自身发展的规律和进程而表现出不同的风貌。下面是本站小编带来的关于英语的小笑话，欢迎阅读!
宠物龟假扮汉堡 男子欲混过安检
A man tried to smuggle his pet turtle through security in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport by hiding it in a KFC hamburger.
日前在广州白云国际机场，一名男子为使宠物龟顺利通过安检，竟试图把它藏在肯德基汉堡包里。
The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few "odd protrusions" sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag.
据广州日报报道，事件发生在7月29日早上，一名李姓男子正准备乘坐中国南方航空公司345航班飞往北京。当他通过机场安检时，X光安检机检测到这名男子包里的汉堡包有些异常突出物。
Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li’s luggage.
机场工作人员认为突出物疑似乌龟四肢，因此要求检查李某的行李。
"There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger," Li reportedly insisted. "There’s nothing special to see inside."
“没有乌龟，只有汉堡，” 李某坚持说，“里面没什么好看的。”
Li finally acquiesced to an inspection after repeated requests from airport staff, who uncovered the pet turtle hidden inside the burger. When asked why he had devised this strange idea, Li said that he had only wanted to travel together with his "beloved" turtle.
在工作人员再三坚持下，李某最后默许了行李检查，结果发现乌龟被藏在了汉堡里。当被问到为什么会有这个奇怪的想法时，李某说他只是想和心爱的乌龟一起旅行。
After staff patiently explained that turtles could not be smuggled on board the plane, Li reluctantly agreed to allow a friend to care for his pet while he was away.
工作人员耐心地解释，乌龟不能被带上飞机，李某这才勉强同意在自己离开的这段时间里，把乌龟托付给朋友照看。
A few amused Sina Weibo users commented on the story after it went live, and most said that Li’s affection for his turtle was cute. One user, however, questioned Li’s logic for stuffing his pet into a burger and then sending it through an airport screening machine.
事后，几名新浪微博用户评论了此事，多数人认为李某对乌龟的感情很可爱。然而，一位用户也质疑了李某的逻辑，怎么会把乌龟装进汉堡，又送它通过机场检测机。
"That poor turtle!" the netizen wrote. "It had to absorb all those X-rays!"
“可怜的乌龟!”网友写道，“还得遭受X光的辐射!”
关于英语的小笑话阅读一封神秘的信A mysterious letter
I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. Butsomething's been bothering me for ? said the husband, Tell me all about got aletter last Friday, the lady said.
我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情，妻子对她的丈夫说，但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。是吗?丈夫说，你说给我听听。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子说。
It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. Youturned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?
信是洒了香水的，是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤抖着……天哪，是谁写的信?信上都说了些什么?噢，是这事儿，丈夫说，我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。
Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it ,said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.
天哪!那女人尖叫起来，告诉我谁写的，都写了些什么。好吧，丈夫说，是从你的服装店寄来的，说你欠他们七百四十美元。
关于英语的小笑话学习(一)
他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢 I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me,"replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know himany where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
(二)
给我一块钱 Give Me a Dollar
Son: Dad, give me a er: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?