关于经典英语笑话附翻译

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Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

Brown: What for?

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, whichread: "One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

An art critic was used to criticizing very severely and in a very detailed way.

When he was commenting on one painting and then on another in the gallery, he pointed at a picture and said: "It's showing a marked lack of technique and understanding. Look! Those trees seem to have no form, and the grass has not roots. And here you see the artist had attempted to draw a fly to catch the public eye, I would not disapprove of it if he had been able to draw it better and made it like a fly. But this fly looks like a lump of mud and has not the character of a fly."

At this point while the critic was still rambling, the fly on that picture suddenly look wing and flew away.

有个美术评论家习惯于吹毛求疵。

当他在美术馆里评论一幅幅画作时，就指着一幅画说：“这幅画显得缺乏技巧和领悟，瞧!那些树看来不像样，那些草也没有跟。你们再看这里，作者还特地画了一只苍蝇来引人注意。要是他能画的更好些，使它像只苍蝇，我也不会发对。可是这只苍蝇就像一块烂泥，也没有苍蝇的特征。”

正当这位评论家还在喋喋不休地大发议论时，画上那只苍蝇忽然张开翅膀飞走了。

Now I want a raise.

现在我要加薪。

The employer replied, "Well, I can't give you a raise, but if you'll tell me who the other man is, I'll fire him."

他的老板回答：“嗯，我不能给你加薪，但是如果你告诉我另外一个人是谁，我会开除他。”

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