英语笑话:A Careless Barber 粗心的理发员

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?Customer: No.　　Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？顾客：没有呀。理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。