In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: Go barefoot.中学的时候,我对自己的高度非常敏感。一次,一位救生员约我出去。事实上,我从未和他并肩站过,因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚,我拿出两双鞋,一双高跟,一双平跟。我安排哥哥去开门,让他和救生员比比高度,再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。门铃响了,我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息:你可以光着脚去约会。
英语笑话:Go Barefoot 光着脚去
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